I am the WORST person to live with EVER!
Seriously, I have lost friends over this fact... but last night/this morning i took the biscuit! Last night i decided (heavens knows why) to go for some gins, as well.....i ....just....needed one/some! And i must admit had a delightful evening, you know us girls, chatting away about boys/sex/ex's/flowers/dreams/music blah blah blah, i love girls!! Anywho the big HayZeus decides that 'hay, i need to mix this up a bit'... so THE HEAVENS OPENED on the walk back, and literally it was like being in the shower but outside!
The thunder clapped.... the lightning lit the skies and the rain poured like a jug of warm water... i.was.soaked! And had to even remove my sodden ballet pumps and run through the overflowing gutters which had turned into rivers with no shoes on... needless to say when i returned, i STANK to high heaven! WHAT WAS IN THOSE DRAINS??? But being that it was way past my bed time & i had a few too many tipples i just tipped myself onto the bed...(thankgod for the plastic undersheet) and gave up to guilty sleep... but that was not the end... oh no...
As the body warmed, so did the smell, and it got so bad... a window had to be opened... i really couldn't believe it this morning when i tried to justify NOT having a shower for a few more minutes in bed!
But IT GETS WORSE!! This morning, still dizzy from the gin pixies in my head i....(oh god i am so ashamed of this) FORGOT TO FLUSH THE TOILET!! God knows what they think of me, honestly don't even know HOW it happened but... definitly the worst thing i've done in a while!!
Figure i've got to make it up to them somehow, either by moving out or buying them flowers or something... ah well!
Not sure what it is but me & toilets... NOT GETTING ALONG!
I'm sure its just a temporary blip!
In crush news... its getting from bad to worse, having been away for a couple of days upon his return I was agasp with joy! And when he asked how i was, instead of an aloof ice queen answer, as is suggested in 'how to get the love you want' (great book for dating suggestions) i answered 'oh ALL THE BETTER FOR SEEING YOU'.... i mean really... its ridiculous...but i LOVE him!!
He was away for a wedding this weekend, maybe he is inspired... i'd marry that tubby belly in a NEW YORK MINUTE!
Hope your all very well & remember top FLUSH THE TOILET!!!
Buhbye
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