Having v. dark day today, have perpetually been in a stew... for reasons... unknown, and feel, confundled and woozy! Perhaps the sudden turn of weather! Oh... look at me talking about the weather! But whenever the weather does decide to suddenly put on its happy face, i feel like that scene from Roger Rabbit, when you're suddenly in cartoon land, the sun is shining, smiling people/bright colored inappropriately dressed cartoons everywhere! It just throws me, i'm like HOW'D YA'LL GET SO CHIRPY ALL OF A SUDDEN?? To me the sun means that i should be outside, drinking pimms and laughing uproarously with someone called 'Gregory'... and always feel guilty when i am... not!
But apart from the nice weather, was plagued by my always unwelcome night terrors last night! Oh yes, i'm a sufferer have been for years!! & not to get spooky but i think...THERE'S A GHOST IN MY ROOM!! Coz get a load of this... whenever i would walk out of the room & turn the light off, IT TURNS BACK ON!! By itself... i mean spooky or what?? I realise it may just be faulty wireing, but i'm perturbed!
Nightmares, i have learnt to handle but ghosts... no, no!
So i thought... does any1 have ideas for coping with a bit of a downer... no...yes... I DO!!
Here's some hints & tips for when you're scared/upset/angry/sad/confundled or woozy!
Eat... you'll be as big as a house but by god you'll feel fabulous!
Get your mum on the phone! - Nothing like a good lecture to bring you right back down to earth
Obsess about a crush... always distracts me *btw my crush has gone to a sub zero i think he has begun to notice my lustful looks and is therefore diverting all converstaion from me to the wall instead*
Think about sex.....mmmmmmmmm
Listen to Amy Winehouse... Because atleast you're not THAT bad!
Try to re-think those moments from your past... 1st time you met your bezzie, when you pooed yourself in high school...sorry nursery etc etc
Listen to some symphony music & pretend to be the conductor!
& the age old tactic... just waste some time!
Am desperately trying to make some exciting plans for the weekend but am not getting far, was going to Boston, but that isn't happening due to my FRIGGIN PHONE costing $60 a month... extortion if you ask me! So may go to a fun fair in staten island or sleepy hollow for more spook... or a football game... al depends on how drunk i get on friday... but from what has happened this week, i'm thinking very...ROLL ON THE WEEKEND!
Hope YOUR weekend plans are coming together well!
Much Love!
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